P2P

At last i found a cool p2p software. I found almost everything that i searched for.
its Warez P2P Client. Download it and see how useful it is.

LCD Monitor

i recently bought an Samsung 710N LCD Monitor. Which is very cool and attractive. I has fast response time (12ms). And a good contrast ratio of 600:1. Its a 17" panel.

heres the spec.

Colours: 16.7M
Contrast: 600:1
Brightness: 300 cd/m2
Response time: 12ms
Resolution: 1280x1024 @ 75Hz

Pros: Very good image quality and good brightness.
Cons: No DVI.

Wanna buy it? Do a google search on it. Another DVI Model is 710T but its not available in my country.

GMAIL

Today, i'm doin nothing. But, funny thing is i'm a gmail user. Gmail policy is email everyone as much as you can, then they will let you invite your other friends to gmail network. I receive six gmail inviteation from gmail. I invited George, Opu. 4 remains.

About Love Poems

I like reading love poems very much. Some days ago i mean one or two months ago i posted some poems and now im thinking its kinda odd looking stuff, posting love poems like this. So from now on i'll never post any love poems in my blogger site.

boring.. isn't it?

PS2 Bug

Now, i want a PS2. But, first i'm looking for PS2 Emulators. PSone Emus works fine here but not the PS2. PS2 Emus cant run all games like PSone Emus. Therefore, i decided to buy a PS2. XBOX would be nice if every games for it available here in bangladesh. More writein soon...

3DMark05

3DMark05 is out now... now the wait is over ... head to futuremark.com for details. Download size is about 283 MB. Huge for dialup users like me. But ill try to download it or i'll tell my friend who is a computer maniac he has a dial up connection like me but he downloads what he want to like windows xp sp2.. it was about 266 MB. Huge! HUH?!

Long time i didn't use blogger. I was ill... now im ok...

Love Poem - 3-a

I'll love you forever
In your arms will be my abode,
I'll love you forever,
in your arms will be my abode.

This insanity will never subside now,
The intoxicating landscapes
and the bunches of flowers
stay not a moment without you.

I wish to live noe,
I'll bestow all my love on you,
oblivious to the world I'll be
After getting your love.
This insanity will never subside now.

From http://chukel82.blogspot.com/

A friend who lies all the time.
I have a friend who lies all the time I mean 24/7. He is a lying mechine. I wonder one day he
will be in the record book for this. LoL. Me and my friend emon named him GOL . GOL means "GOD OF Lies". Isn't that a nice name folks ? He is the biggest lier i've ever seen .


Yeah, right. Even his mom found that hes a liar.. He lie almost anything. If he knows the truth he lie. Strange.. isn't it? More, he IS too jealous about ppls computer hardware becaz he cant buy it.. or i donno...

Love Poem - 2

2nd Part - Hope you'll enjoy.

You're the world to me--
there's no one quite like you.
You're the one I love,
the one I want to touch.
I give you my heart,
and I need you so much.
Offer me your sweet caresses;
fill me with your wonderful light;
soothe my aching heart;
and hold me through the night.
The mere sound of your voice
summons deep emotion within
Like an old familiar song
like the comfort of a friend.
When you're near,
I'm lost to thoughts of love
as you touch me with a magic
that's as grand as stars above.
I want to hold your hand.
I hunger for your kiss.
Offer me sweet tidings
of true love's tender bliss.
I promise our love shall soar,
carried on the wings of a dove.
So give me your heart,
and bless me with your love.

CLASSIC DEFINITIONS

Cigarette A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Love affairs Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
Marriage It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divorce Future tense of marriage
Lecture An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
Dictionary A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc... A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Pessimist A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father A banker provided by nature.
Criminal A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

What's more...

Today, I created this site, heard about it from another site though, now I'm very sleepy. Was thinking about to write something before I go to sleep. This is very cool site everyone can share information. Actually I'm a computer freak. So I'll post message's or info whatever you call it about computer related issues. Like, computer hardware, software, new hardware release, new software release.. Etc. Thats all for today.

Love Poem - 1

Now its time to share a poem with all of you. Here it is

Part - I

I don't know what it is
or what you do,
but something about you,
makes me yearn to be with you.
There's a quality in your voice
and in your enigmatic smile
that makes me feel stronger,
all my dreams worthwhile.
You warmed my heart
with your caring nature
and stroked my soul
with your gentle touch.
You move me like no one else
I've never needed someone so much.
I'm not sure why,
I love you like I do;
I only know that I want
to be with you.

Automotive Acronyms - Very funny guys.

A C U R A
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile

A L F A
Another Lemon From Antonio

A M C
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
All Makes Combined
All Major Cost
All Muscle Car
Afro Motor Company
Ain't Merely Chevy
Another Major Catastrophe
Another Miracle Car

A U D I
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

B E E T L E
Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine

B M W
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Babe Magnet On Wheels
Barely Moving Wreck
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Bayersher Mist Wagon
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpiece on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Bimbette Motoer Weapon
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Bought My Wife
Born Moderately Wealthy
Bowel Movement Wagon
Break My Window
Breaks Most Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Broke My Wallet
Broken Money Waster
Broken Money Works
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Business, Money and Woman

B O W T I E
Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines

B U I C K
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer

C A M A R O
Can't America Make A Real One?
Cool American Made Automobile, Runs Outstanding

C H E V R O L E T
Can Handle Everything, Runs Over Limbs, Even Trees
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
Chews Heads, Eats Valves, Runs ONly Low ET's
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks, Exhaust Too

C H E V Y
Charged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

C H R Y S L E R
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's

C I T R O E N
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

D A T S U N
Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

D O D G E
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Dem Oil Dudes Go Everywhere
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

E D S E L
Every Day Something Else Leaks

E F I
Extra Freaking Insurance

F I A T
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Failure In Automotive Technology
Famous Italian Automobile Triumph
Feeble Italians Aren't Trustworthy
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fired Idiot Assembled This!
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again Tomorrow
Fix It Again, Tony!
Flaky Italians Assemble Trash
Flipped It Again Tony
Found In A Taxi
Found In A Trench

F O R D
Driver Returns On Foot (Backwards)
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Failed On Race Day
Fails On Rainy Days
Fault Of R&D
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
First Over Rated Disaster
First Over Rated Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over Read Directions
FlOoReD
Found On Roadside Dead
Found On Russian Dump
Found Out-Right Dangerous
For Off Road Driving
For Old Retired Dudes
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Freakin' Owner Real Dumb!

G E O
Good Engineering Overlooked

G M
Garbage Makers
General Maintenance
General Mistake
Generally Miserable
Generous Motors
Grossly Misconceived
Grungy Merchandise
Gypped Me

G M C
Garage Man`s Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gigantic Mountains of Crap
God's Mechanical Curse
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Got More Crap
GrandMothers Car
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car

G T I
Get'cher Tools Out
Got Tossers Inside
H O N D A
Had One, Never Did Again
Hallmark Of Non-Destructible Automobiles
Hand Over Dollars to Asians
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything (Else)
Heck Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Helping Out Nips Destroying America
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
How Odd-No Darn Acceleration

H Y U N D A I
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive

J A G U A R
Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail

J E E P
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jumps Everything Ever Parked
Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Just Eat Every Pickle
Just Eats Every Part
Just Empty Every Pocket
Just Everyone Else's Parts

L O T U S
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

M A Z D A
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

M G
Money Guzzler

M G B
Might Go Backwards

M G F
Might Go Forwards

M I A T A
My Intention: Always To Accelerate

MOPAR
Massively Over-Powered And Respected

MONTE CARLO
Makes Old Nissans Take Every Car Around Racing, Losing Only

M O P A R
Manny Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
Most Often Passed At Races
Most Original Parts Replaced
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly
Mutilates Other Products At Races
My Only Problems Are Repairs
My Old Pig Ain't Running

M U S T A N G
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

N A P A
Never Any Parts Available

N I S S A N
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
Now In Some Shotty Automobile Nightmare

O L D S M O B I L E
Oh Look Darn, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

P I N T O
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
Put In New Transmission Often
Put In Nickel To Operate

P L Y M O U T H
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

P O N T I A C
Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac

P O R S C H E
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Shotty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Proof Of Spoiled Children Having Everything
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions

P R O T O N
Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays

R E N A U L T
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

S A A B
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Automobile Back
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Such An Arrogant Boy
Still Ain't A Bimmer
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Swedish Automobiles Always Broken

S M A R T
Slow Moving And Really Tiny

S T P
Stop Those Pistons

S U B A R U
Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
Shot Up Bad A-- Racing Unit
U R A BUS (Backwards)

T O Y O T A
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
The One You Ought To Avoid
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

T R I U M P H
The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tired Repairing Until My Parts Hurt

V O L V O
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

V W
Virtually Worthless

A Short Glossary of Computer Terms

Analog - Hors d'oeuvre, usually made from cheese and covered with crushed nuts.
Back-up - Current data errors that have been saved for future use. See Database Back-up or File Back-up.
Binary - Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
Bit - 12 1/2 cents ($.125).
Buffer - Programmer who works in the nude.
Bug - Any type of insect.
Byte - Painful wound inflicted by dogs, snakes, children etc.
Coding - An addictive drug.
Compile - A heap of decomposing vegetable matter.
Computer - A device used to speed and automate errors.
Control Character - Any person who has money to spend for any reason.
Crash - A Normal Termination.
Cursor - An Expert in four-letter words.
Database - A special medium used to store errors, so that they can be processed and printed many times by the computer system. Sometimes called Input File or Data file.
Debugging - Activities necessary to remove insects from any area where they are not wanted.
Diskette - A mobile accessory to transfer and to store errors.
Downtime - The time in which the computer rests while you sink into the lower depths of depression. (Downtime typically takes place while you are in the middle of your most important work on the computer.).
Drive - A hardware part were errors are loaded from diskettes. The moment the drive’s LED is on can be described as the computer's orgasm.(the noise indicate it too!)
Errors - The normal result of running a computer system.
Hard coded - Computer program code that has been allowed to dry.
Hardware - 1. Boots, leather, studs, spikes and such.
2. The parts of a computer which can be kicked.
Keyboard - An instrument used for entering errors into the system quickly.
Logic - Orderly path always followed by programs & errors.
Loop - See Loop.
Maintenance - Activities necessary to ensure that the system continues to produce errors and delay work efficiently.
Never-Never Land - 1. Place where no one grows up.
2. Place where programs love to go.
-It is also called the Twilight Zone
Password - The nonsense word taped to your terminal.
Printer - A device that prints computer errors on paper.
RAM - A male sheep.
Reset - A button located on the computer's body, which make easier the "trip" of the programs to the Never-never land. It is considered as the only way of avoiding errors.
ROM - 1. A Ram after a delicate operation.
2. What programs do in Never-Never Land.
Screen - The part of the computer where the errors are seen for the first time. It is also the part programmers love to break the most. The most ingenious and smart feature of the Screen is that it can be turned off.
Software - 1. Silk nighttimes, nylons, teddies etc.
2. Parts of computer that can not be kicked.
Sometime - Those occasions when a computer error message can be interpreted and understood.
Security - A feature of computer system access which helps prevent the miss-use (or proper use) of the system.
Table-Lookup - A piece of furniture that has been attached to the ceiling.
Turbo - A mode in which the computer compiles the errors faster. It sometimes may help the programs to reach the Never Never land.
Uptime - The time in which a computer works & produces errors quickly and efficiently.

Understand Everything

Now I understand what can i do with bloger.com. Actually, for long time i have been searching site this. ThankS Blog. I'll post shortly with new things

Hello everyone

Hi... i dont know what to do here. Just registerd. Can someone help me?!